“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Maude And Mabel


A few of my more perverse customers have enquired when I’m going to give the classic horror paintings a break and post another piece of salacious filth. Well, as much as it offends my ethics to render such muck, I flew out of bed this morning at the crack of dawn, battled my way through the ice and snow, encompassed myself in my garden studio for 12 hours straight and then finally emerged with this disgusting example of Olde English depravity.
I just hope all you smut lovers are happy now and I’ll be expecting to see some big fat print sales when I return from my shower!