“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Mary Philbin

£30.00

Mary Philbin probably isn’t at the top of anybody’s list of Scream Queens but back in 1925 she had a hugely successful fan club packed with adoring members. Sadly we’re now in 2018 so bids from those members might be a bit thin on the ground. Taking this into account maybe I should have cranked out another Caroline Munro but what the heck, it’s still a nice painting. Also, my new book has a Women Of Horror chapter that’s absolutely stuffed with titillating paintings so it’ll be nice to temper them with something tasteful.
Oh God. No fans, no t*ts….. I think I might have made a horrible mistake!