“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Mary Philbin


Mary Philbin probably isn’t at the top of anybody’s list of Scream Queens but back in 1925 she had a hugely successful fan club packed with adoring members. Sadly we’re now in 2018 so bids from those members might be a bit thin on the ground. Taking this into account maybe I should have cranked out another Caroline Munro but what the heck, it’s still a nice painting. Also, my new book has a Women Of Horror chapter that’s absolutely stuffed with titillating paintings so it’ll be nice to temper them with something tasteful.
Oh God. No fans, no t*ts….. I think I might have made a horrible mistake!