“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Maniac Cop

£30.00

Apparently Maniac Cop didn’t feature zombie faced policemen or hookers crawling about in the trash but nobody at Arrow sent me the DVD so I just made something up. Of course, even when they did send me the films I ignored them and made something up. Come to think of it, I haven’t heard from them for ages!