“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Machine Girl

£30.00

I nearly turned this job down because the main protagonists in the film are a pair of school girls. If we were back in the 60’s (when school girls were played by 30 year old Barbara Windsor!) I’d have got away with a sexy cover but we’re not so I skipped the sexy stuff and doubled up on the violence! Machine Girl is being released by my German pals at 8 Films. I love these guys; they never complain, never ask for changes and pay fast, which is a good job as the rotters on Ebay have been getting a bit tight with their bids of late!