“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Lust Mike And Yutte


I must admit that I balked when this magazine cover assignment came in. Let’s face it, Mike Raven and Yutte Stensgaard are hardly Brad and Angelina. Or even Burton and Taylor. Hell, they’re not even Spongebob and Patrick!
Still, the Dark Side agreed to increase my wages from two Spud-U-Like vouchers to four, just in case Lust For A Vampire winds up rotting on my easel.
I don’t think it will though because this painting has been done to promote a ten page feature on the great Mike Raven! Yep, ten pages! You dared to dream and now it comes true!
XXXX me – Christopher Lee only got six!