“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Lilian Bond


This actress is absolutely stunning. If she’d been about today she’d probably have a big fat pair of bee sting lips and two silly great saline bags hanging off her chest. Fortunately she’s long gone so we’ve got her in all her natural beauty. Perfect from head to toe, I struggled not to paint her nude (her, not me!) but I ignored the smutty images of her and went for something classy. I KNOW!!!