“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Lesbian Vampires


Eight years in the making! Not the movie but this painting which I started in 2008. I can’t remember the name of the film or which company hired me to do the DVD cover, only that it was a goddawful 1970’s Italian, lesbian vampire flick (which describes all of them) and that the distributor went bust shortly after I started work on it.
Anyway, yesterday I dug it out of the attic and set about finishing it. Next up, Live Like A Cop, Die Like A Man which was ordered in 2010 by a 40 year old ‘special needs’ German chap who was still living with his mum and dreamed of one day being a DVD distributor!