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Lady Frankenstein

£30

The premise of Lady Frankenstein is a bit silly to be sure. Tania Frankenstein (the lipsmackingly lucsious Rosalba Neri) graduates medical school and immediately sets about building a monster to kill the monster that killed her dad. Sadly, Tania is hornier than a drunk nun so instead of picking a dead body that’s big enough to tackle her dad’s killer she chooses an average sized dude with an enormous schwanzstucker. Naturally her scheme doesn’t go out as planned but on the plus side the whole film’s shot in a freezing cold castle so we get to see a bare arsed Rosalba at her perkiest!

Of course, you’d have to be a total moron to enjoy rubbish like this so it goes without saying that Lady Frankenstein is one of my all time favourite movies. In fact I’ve just forked out 22 big quid for Nucleus Films superb Lady Frankenstein blu ray. I’d advise you to do the same but as the rotten sods didn’t hire me on to paint the cover I recommend you buy Fuzz Bucket Pictures cheap £2.99 effort instead!

Postage
Large Print
Book
UK
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£5.99
 
£14.99
Worldwide
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£5.99

£24.99
Size Guide:
Large Print (A3 size)
16 ½ in x 11 ¾ in
29.7cm x 42cm
Note: Original artwork sizes vary per image.

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