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Kylie Minogue


I’ve had quite a few requests to paint Kylie Minogue so with two nice horror paintings drying on my radiator I decided now would be a good time to take a crack at her. The lucky girl! Naturally I wanted to render her in the same smutty way I do everybody (even Theresa May!) so I started Googling about for some cheeky Kylie shots and plonked for one of her in a wet dress. Unfortunately, this image didn’t boast the best likeness of Miss Minogue but no worries because as you know, I’m a world famous artiste with an iPhone full of hot, perky, iconic rock starlets!

Quickly scrolling down to the ‘K’s’ it wasn’t long before the diminutive warbler picked up and realising how in demand she was I immediately got to the point. “Hi Kylie” I trilled “would you mind popping on something flimsy and hopping in the shower? I’ll grab a flight and be around to snap some shots of you in about 16 hours”

Of course, in my excitement I’d forgotten about the nasty virus going about but Kylie hadn’t and told me to go isolate myself. Actually, she used a word much shorter than ‘isolate’ but if I was capable of performing the act she suggested I’d most certainly do it in private so well done Kylie for being so responsible!

Anyway, I was forced to use a less than ideal reference photo but even so, it’s still a darn sexy piece and would look peachy hanging on any respectable perverts wall. A word of warning though, if Kylie is attending a convention near you it’s probably best if you don’t stroll up to her and ask her to sign it!

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