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Kiss Of The Vampire

£30.00

The best part of painting all these Hammer classics is getting to watch ’em all again. In all honesty I can’t recall the last time I saw a great horror film. I actually dozed off during The Inkeepers. My wife did too. In fact when we staggered out of the cinema at the end just about everyone looked bleary eyed. Either horror movies today are getting too predictable or someone’s spiking the Kia Ora! Sorry, KOTV is sold.