“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Kirsten Betts 3

£30.00

This is my third portrait of Kirsten and the best of ’em, I think. Even though she was only in The Vampire Lovers for about a minute she obviously made a big imact because I could spend the rest of my life painting nothing but her and still make a good living! The problem is, she didn’t do much else beside TVL so reference photos are a bit thin on the ground. I morped a couple together for this one but Lord knows what position I’ll put her in next time. Hey, wash your mouths out, she’s a nice girl!