“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Khaleesi

£30.00

My wife Sally has been bugging me for years to watch Game Of Thrones with her but I always tell her I haven’t got the time. Then the sappy ‘Cat In The Cradle’ came on the radio and I thought I better make time before it’s too late and she runs off with some guy that she genuinely finds attractive! I’m glad I did because when the hot blonde chick straddled that dragon and flew out of the arena I thought “Wow, I’ve got to paint THAT!” So I leaped off into my studio and didn’t come back out for the next 8 hours.
Now, where the hell’s Sally……..