“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”



My wife Sally has been bugging me for years to watch Game Of Thrones with her but I always tell her I haven’t got the time. Then the sappy ‘Cat In The Cradle’ came on the radio and I thought I better make time before it’s too late and she runs off with some guy that she genuinely finds attractive! I’m glad I did because when the hot blonde chick straddled that dragon and flew out of the arena I thought “Wow, I’ve got to paint THAT!” So I leaped off into my studio and didn’t come back out for the next 8 hours.
Now, where the hell’s Sally……..