“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Kelly Brook Piranha 3D


What a paint in the bum this one was! Kelly was no problem at all but I seemed to be forever on those frikken’ fish. They even took longer to do than all those dang beavers in the similar painting ‘Zombeaver’. Yeh, I know, I should be getting pretty used to rendering beavers by now…..