“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Judy Matheson


Hammer Films did some pretty dumb things back in the 1970’s like replacing Ingrid Pitt’s throaty exotic accent in Countess Dracula with a voice that sounded like Hyacinth Bucket and casting all James Carreras’ dumbass dates in leading roles. The silliest thing they did though was in Twins of Evil when they set fire to the sexiest girl (Judy Matheson) in the film after just 5 minutes. Still, at least they had the sense to open their movie with a really HOT chick!