“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Jennifer Lopez

£30.00

Does starring in Anaconda qualify someone to be called a Scream Queen? Probably not, but I’m sure J-Lo’s not losing any sleep over it. Anyway, give me an excuse to paint the lipsmackingly luscious Miss Lopez and I’m gonna grab it!