“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Jennifer Lopez


Does starring in Anaconda qualify someone to be called a Scream Queen? Probably not, but I’m sure J-Lo’s not losing any sleep over it. Anyway, give me an excuse to paint the lipsmackingly luscious Miss Lopez and I’m gonna grab it!