“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Jayne Mansfield Abstract


Sadly Jayne wasn’t held in the highest regard by many of those who actually met her. Paul McCartney referred to her as ‘an old bag’ and John Lennon piddled in her cocktail. What a waste, not only of a perfectly good cocktail, but of a stunningly gorgeous woman. I only wish I’d been in the frikken’ Beatles the night they met her. Mind you, I’d probably have just sat there with a cushion on my lap looking stupid, which I tended to do at most parties in the 60’s!