“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”



To rehash a famous quote, you’re gonna need some bigger bids! Well, maybe not. Every time I think I’ve thrown off a good one it sells on Ebay for peanuts!
JAWS is probably my favorite movie of all time so I put in some extra time on this one. Is it Dark Side cover worthy? I certainly think so. Is it Rondo Award nomination worthy? Dang right!

Don’t think they’ll ever hand me one though!