“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Jamie Lee Curtis

£30.00

I’m supposed to be painting Lamberto Bava’s ‘Demons’ for the next Dark Side cover but the DVD hasn’t arrived so I got cracking on Jamie instead. I was tempted to go for the unbelievably hot ‘Changing Places’ version but as I’ve just had a quite tame Adrienne Barbeau slung off Ebay I figured I’d be smart and go for Jamie’s virginal, baby sitter look in Halloween instead. I’m glad I did ‘cos it turned out quite well, if I say so myself!