“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Island Of Terror


Everyone in this film must be dead so God knows who’s paying DarkSide editor Allan Bryce enough to stick cack like this 1966 turkey ‘Island of Terror’ on his covers. I wish the tight XXXX would slip me some of it though! Bad, bad movie. Terrible. Painting this was a thoroughly rotten chore. Having to watch it first was even worse!