“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Island Of Terror

£30.00

Everyone in this film must be dead so God knows who’s paying DarkSide editor Allan Bryce enough to stick cack like this 1966 turkey ‘Island of Terror’ on his covers. I wish the tight XXXX would slip me some of it though! Bad, bad movie. Terrible. Painting this was a thoroughly rotten chore. Having to watch it first was even worse!