“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Irina Voronina


This oil painting of Irina Voronina has been submitted to accompany an interview she’s just given to The Dark Side magazine. However, as my editor, Allan Bryce, has a bunch of stills of Irina skipping about butt naked in Piranha 3DD he might pass on my tasteful rendering. Still, he normally publishes my Scream Queens unless they come out looking like Phyllis Diller. Assuming, of course, he’s not interviewing Phyllis Diller!