“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Ilsa, She Wolf of The SS

£30.00

Again, one done for The DarkSide magazine. Sitting through this pile of plop was the toughest money I ever earned. Well it would have been if they paid me! Fortunately colossal pervert Darrin Venticinque picked up the tab and bought the original. Anything with big tits does Darrin. God knows where he hangs this stuff!