“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Ilsa Harem Keeper Of The Oil Shieks


Here she is guys, Ilsa and a myriad of chums, many of which are hard core porn actresses and many of which got me through those countless dateless nights in my pimply youth. At least that’s how I remembered it. As Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks came out in ’76 I’d have been 24 which is slightly worrying as I was married to red hot Italian girl at the time. No wonder she was always crabby!
Anyway, I know I was supposed to show you this one being created bit by bit but I kept getting way laid by other jobs. Besides, none of you showed the slightest bit of interest so I spent all week-end sulking.
Ignorant krunts.