“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”



To this day nothing has ever bested Horror of Dracula as a gothic masterpiece of pure Technicolor brilliance. It’s hard to believe this was made back in the 1950’s. Twilight looks more dated. Well, certainly more crap!
Apologies to those of you who keep emailing me wanting to purchase the Hammer Horror originals. My good buddy in New York, Dan Kowalewski, snaps them all up but he must be thousands of dollars in debt by now and only a few years off living in a cardboard box outside of Pizza Hut.
Undoubtedly by 2016 he’ll be only to pleased to swap his collection for a case of Schlitz and a hug!