“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Horror Express

£30.00

I think we can all agree that Horror Express was a fantastic film. Even the toy train, trundling through its little Siberia set, couldn’t detract from its claustrophobic brilliance. Well, ‘brilliance’ might be a slight over exaggeration, but how many films nowadays can boast three actors anywhere near as good as Peter Cushing, Christopher Lee and Telly Savalas? Exactly, none.

Apart from Frankenfish of course!