Ghost Of Frankenstein
Some joker mentioned on a forum the other day that because I work quite fast all my oil paintings must be Photoshop fakes which are manipulated to look like original oils. If so, then all those customers who complained that their paintings weren’t quite dry when they opened them were obviously talking out of their bottoms!
Of course, even if I had Photoshop I’d still be too stupid to know how to use it. I haven’t figured out how to use my phone yet!