“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

From Beyond


Re-Animator (see elsewhere in CLASSIC HORROR) was originally the cover for issue 197 but that one has been vetoed by a major newsagent chain because of its ‘thinly veiled cunnilingus implications’!
Personally I couldn’t see any problem with it, especially as David Gale’s face is around 18 inches north of Barbara Crampton’s um…..cheeky area. Seriously, he’d have to have a tongue like a camel to deliver any satisfaction from there but hey, it’s nice to see some bugger is even worse at it than me!