“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Fright Gallery


Good evening, and welcome to my new series; Fright Gallery! For your pleasure I’ve prepared a veritable tsunami of terror; visions of disquietude so chilling that they will freeze your spine and twist in your gut like some…er….twisty thing.

Yes, it will be boring. But after the plethora of filth you’ve endured during Suzi’s salacious run it’ll make a nice change to peruse some respectable artwork. And if it’s not a nice change….well, it serves you right for complaining about all the tits!