“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Freddy Krueger


When I turned pro back in 2006 it was Freddy and Vampirella who kept the wolf from the door and Allan Bryce gave my career a huge boost by using this effort as a Dark Side cover. Six years on I’m still cranking out his covers. As soon as the %*&^@$% gets around to paying me I’ll ask for a rise!