“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Frankenstein And The Monster From Hell


“Good morning, Peter! No need to comb your hair today, we’re going to give you a nice tight Barbie Doll blonde perm!” “Ah, Madeline, as gorgeous and curvaceous as ever Now scrub all that slap off your face, pop your t*ts in and come back in 5 minutes looking like crap!” With a monster that resembled Les Dawson in a hairy fat suit it hardly came as a surprise when FATMFH tanked! SOLD