“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Empire Of The Ants

£30.00

The biggest problem with providing the artwork for a bad movie column (mine!) is that the original painting won’t have the same appeal as say, King Kong, but the piece still has to be done to a high standard. Over the next three weeks I’ve got to paint four of the worst horror movies ever made but that’s not too bad because I’m being paid by the distributor. Empire Of The Ants on the other hand has been done for The Dark Side, probably the biggest selling horror magazine in the world. Sadly though, it’s editor is probably the biggest tightarse in the world so c’mon guys, show a little mercy and snap this beauty up!