“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Emma Roberts


Being a bit of an old fart I have to admit I have no idea who Emma Roberts is but as a customer asked me to include her in my Scream Queen series I looked her up and did. The next girl, Amber Heard, is also a suggestion and as she’s engaged to Johnny Depp (who’s an old drinking buddy of my editor, Allan Bryce) she’ll definitely be rendered to the best of my ability. Iappreciate any suggestions for this horror actress series (apart from the one’s that suggest where I should stick it!) so keep ’em coming!