“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”



“OK boys, grab a tool and start banging!” Yep, it’s Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, heading for 70 and still hot. This was done six years ago when I first started painting and it shows but I still like it. I was recently asked to do a poster for a new Elvira film but the money sucked so I didn’t. It’ll probably go on to be bigger than Star Wars!