“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Elvira With Bats

£30.00

Boy, I love painting this woman! She must be hitting 70 now and still looks a million dollars. I’m 65 and just look a million! I’m up to my neck in getting my new book sorted out at the moment but I’ll still be posting a couple of new paintings every week so don’t go trawling around any other tacky artist’s sites under the presumption I’ve dropped dead!