“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Elvira With Bats


Boy, I love painting this woman! She must be hitting 70 now and still looks a million dollars. I’m 65 and just look a million! I’m up to my neck in getting my new book sorted out at the moment but I’ll still be posting a couple of new paintings every week so don’t go trawling around any other tacky artist’s sites under the presumption I’ve dropped dead!