“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Eileen Daly


“Ah, this guy. Couldn’t get it up. They gave him six Viagra. Poor %&@% was sweating like a pig! We did it anyway. This was tough, trying to blow Bob while his girlfriend’s next door blubbing. No! Shuttup! Here’s the best bit! Oh, WOW! Right in the eye! Jeezus, my arse looks fat. It’s not really that fat. $%£&@%£ director……. ” Eileen Daly’s commentary on All About Anna. Surreal!!!