“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Dracula vs Frankenstein


Despite my best efforts to put Darrin Ventcinique off he still keeps commissioning renditions of his total cack DVD collection. This one was absolute murder to do and the task wasn’t made any more enjoyable by Darrin insisting I watch his sh*tty disc first. Still, without seriously twisted pervs like Darrin I’d be painting West Highland Terriers so maybe I should stop bellyaching!