“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Dracula, Prince of Darkness


Barbara Shelley once had a go at me for painting her with too much cleavage but I bunged her favourite charity a few bob and avoided a spanking from her barrister. A really nice lady, Babs was hotter ‘n hell in this.