“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”



When Arrow Video needed new DVD covers designing they always gave their really tasty releases to artist’s they liked and dumped all their arty farty badly dubbed Euro pap on me. True, I did used to smother all their covers in tits (which didn’t go down too well with fans of The Wild Geese) but I was still pretty gutted when they gave Lamberto Bava’s ‘Demons’ to Zornow and not me. Still, that was years ago and I’ve worked it all out in therapy. I’m still pretty choked up about not getting Bare Behind Bars though. There wasn’t anything in that BUT tits!