“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Darcy The Mail Girl

£30.00

If anyone has knocked up some DVD’s of this fantastic show then message me with a price and I’ll pull your arms off for ’em! This painting has been commissioned by the producer of the series and a censored version is being turned into a poster. Darcy is played by ex adult movie star Diana Prince so hopefully she won’t mind me splashing this uncensored version all over my site!
However, just in case she does and sues my butt off, you can offset my legal fees by buying a print of this super oil painting!