“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Danielle Harris 3

£30.00

I love doing Alla Prima portraits. The only problem with them is that the paint is laid on quite thick, burying the under-drawing and making it tougher to get a perfect likeness. Still, even if I missed the mark a bit, we’ve still got a hot chick with a tattoo lying down in a graveyard. Honestly, who could ask for more?
What’s that you say? You want Sarah Michelle Gellar lying down totally naked in a graveyard? What a coincidence; I start that one tomorrow!