“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”



Two things that I just can’t paint well are dinosaurs and zombies. God knows I try but I just can’t get the hang of either. I blatantly ripped off Frank Frazetta’s pterodactyls on this one which is why they come off a lot better than the t-rex’s which were made up. Frank’s t-rex’s were brilliant too but I can’t pinch everything!
I can’t remember where the blonde came from. My wife poses for most of these paintings so it’s probably her. The butt’s not big enough for her to have been nicked from Frazetta!