“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Curse Of Frankenstein Skull

£30.00

I’ve had this one sketched in for about two years now but every time I’ve gone to paint it I’ve thought ‘Heck, this looks like a lot of hard work’ then gone and painted Suzi being ravaged by crabs or some such thing instead. But needs must when the devil drives and mucky women just don’t have the clout that good classic horror does.

Which obviously upsets me because I love painting mucky women!