“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Christina Lindberg Snow

£30.00

This painting has been done mostly from imagination so it’s more ‘Lindberg-esque’ than an exact portrait of Christina. Still, I wanted a nice erotic fantasy scene set up in the Alps with a hot Swedish actress and if I’d painted Britt Ekland like this she’d probably have had a fit! Come to think of it, Christina might throw a wobbly too so let’s hustle this baby along before she spots it and sues me for everything I’ve got. Having said that though, somehow I don’t think Miss Lindberg would want to tie herself up in court just to walk out with a best of the Monkees album and my ancient Belingo van!