“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Christina Lindberg 2

£30.00

One thing that’s glaringly obvious when painting six decades of Scream Queens is how natural all the girls look right up to about 1989. After that, everything I render appears to be made out of plastic; it’s all blindingly white veneers, upturned pixie noses, big fat fake lips, big fat fake…… What happened? Did they stop making real women in 1990? Oh well, here’s a real live girl, the incredibly stunning Christina Lindberg. I did a sketch of her in 2007 that still holds the record for print sales off of Stunningly Savage. It was tasteful too!