“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Cat Woman

£30.00

As I’ve said before, the two toughest things to paint are sexy women and cats. But when Ghoulish Publishing’s new tea girl, Katarzyna Mastakounas, volunteered to pose for this painting with her cat, Soddoff, I could hardly refuse. Regular Dark Side magazine readers will be well acquainted with Katarzyna who arrived at our offices so destitute that she couldn’t even afford underwear. Mind you, despite working here for six months she still can’t afford any underwear, but then again neither can the rest of us.