“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Brinke Stevens 2

£30.00

There’s a lot of reasons to rate Brinke right at the top of the Scream Queen food chain; she’s incredibly beautiful, incredibly smart and a genuinely nice person. Her number one attribute though, is that she never felt the need to rush out and buy herself a big, fat pair of ‘plastic pals’ like so many of her peers. God, how I hate ’em! Did they stop making real breasts 20 years ago?