“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Brides Of Dracula Two


Quite a few Hammer Horror fans consider Brides Of Dracula to be the best film the company ever produced. I wouldn’t go that far but I do think it’s the most beautiful film they ever did. In today’s movie world, where almost nothing is real, Brides Of Dracula truly stands out as a testament to how fantastic films were before CGI came along and turned everything into a cartoon.

But you guys haven’t clicked onto this painting to listen to some neanderthal old fart bang on about how much better movies were in his day; you want to know if it’s going to be a DARK SIDE cover thus guaranteeing a bigger return on your investment. Well, I did Brides Of Dracula for the front of issue 184 so it probably won’t be a cover but I’m pretty sure you’ll make your money back and more should you buy it.

After all, I’m hitting 70 and even though I should be self isolating just about everybody I know keeps popping around for a visit. I can live with the fact that I might wind up dead but the bugger’s are clearing me out of Jack Daniel’s!!!