“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Bride Rude


I haven’t done a cheeky Bride Of Frankenstein for quite a while. Back in 2010 I was being commissioned to do so many of ’em that I wondered if some weird cult had sprung up. Actually, calling some of the scenario’s ‘cheeky’ was like calling Hitler a bit of a sod; they were getting so out there that I eventually pulled the plug, not because I had any moral objections but because with Dracula and the Wolfman getting in on the act the paintings were taking forever!