“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Bride Of Frankenstein Glaze

£30.00

This was a tough painting to do. I really don’t understand why; I must have painted this chick 40 times but, boy, was she a pain this time. Still, you’re not here to listen to some pampered geriatric doodler tell you how hard it is getting through life whilst sitting on his great fat arse slopping paint about all day. Nope, you want some info on this superb painting. Well, it was done in a single 9 hour session, then I let it dry for three days before putting a glaze over it and finishing it off with some palette knife work.
There you go, that’ll be a jillion dollars please!