The star of Brain Damage is Aylmer, a vicious dildo shaped critter who tucks himself up in our hero Brian’s shirt, although occasionally he wriggles down and snuggles up in his pants where he makes a firm impression on girls like Vicki Darnell. “Mmmm….” croons Vicki as she fondles Brian’s crotch “it feels like you’ve got a real monster down there!”
Yep, they just don’t make ’em like this anymore. I feel pretty shattered after three days slogging away on Brain Damage here, but tomorrow morning my eyes will snap back with an audible clang and I’ll leap out of bed like a frisky gazelle for I’m about to get stuck into Frankenhooker! ” Got any money? Wanna date? ”
Oh yes…oh yes… a thousand times yes!!!!!