“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Boris Karloff


Even though all my horror star portraits were cranked out fast and cheap I think they stand up reasonably well against my peers more carefully crafted efforts. These were done to sell on Ebay before i became the humongous mega star I am today. I started Boris off at 99p. I think that’s what he went for!